Ben & Jerry

salem ilese

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry

You fooled me twice then one more time to add the cherry

On top of girls who look just like me, then you tell me just to spite me

So I'm home to be alone with Ben and Jerry

Tell Ben and Jerry

 

You're the reason I scream while I'm punching on my pillow

Like a bad dream while I'm cursing out my window

As the ice cream truck is going by me

You're the reason I scream, oh

 

The only guys who don't make me cry are Ben and Jerry

To think my family wonders why I'll never marry

When every Nate, or Mark, or Curtis only makes my heart starts hurting

I go home, to pack a bowl with Ben and Jerry

Tell Ben and Jerry

 

You're the reason I scream while I'm punching on my pillow

Like a bad dream while I'm cursing out my window

As the ice cream truck is going by me

You're the reason I scream, oh

 

So now I'm home, half baked alone

I'm tired of this rocky road

'Cause you're so cold, you need a cone

You're the reason

 

Oh, you're the reason I scream while I'm punching on my pillow

Like a bad dream while I'm cursing out my window

As the ice cream truck is going by me

You're the reason I scream, oh

Oh, yeah

Oh

 

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry