Scooby

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I've got six unopened boxes from Amazon on my porch

And I open up my windows watch my neighbors get deported

Pull out my thousand dollar iPhone I can't report it but I'll record it

Then I'll upload it to TikTok because it makes me feel important

I vote blue every year

Look at how far we've gotten

Got a twelve dollar hand delivered latte in my fridge gone rotten

I've got ten streaming seasons of air quotes "reality TV"

With contestants on an island whose only challenge is fidelity...

 

I'm like Scooby Doo

Looking for clues

Turns out this whole life is a mystery

I can't even prove

What's two plus two

Maybe this problem is too big for me

I just put on my big dog pants

Now I'm learning a TikTok dance

I'm like Scooby Doo

If he wore shoes

And he gave money to the enemy

Money to the enemy

Fuck I am the enemy

 

To the Fortnite teen that's hurling slurs from a flyover state

It's not your fault that your father is a for profit prison inmate

It's not your fault your hard working mother can't afford to pay her rent

It's not your fault your school's underfunded n you're under educated

It's not your fault that the algorithm whips you into an angry froth

The only thing we see in common is ad space insurance companies bought

Both of us are getting played like we're the song of the summer

By a billionaire DJ on a mega yacht who just bought another

 

I'm like Scooby Doo

Looking for clues

Turns out this whole life is a mystery

I can't even prove

What's two plus two

Maybe the problem is too big for me

I just put on my big dog pants

Now I'm learning a TikTok dance

I'm like Scooby Doo

If he wore shoes

And he gave money to the enemy

Money to the enemy

Fuck I am the enemy

 

Fuck I am the enemy

Fuck I am the enemy

 

I just put on my big dog pants

Now I'm learning a TikTok dance

I'm like Scooby Doo

If he wore shoes

And he gave money to the enemy

Money to the enemy

Fuck I am the enemy