Everything Happens To Me

Crush

I make a date for golf, and you

can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party, and the guy

upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life just catching

colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

 

I never miss a thing,

I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace,

my partner always trumps

I guess I'm just a fool

who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to me

 

At first, my heart thought

you could break this jinx for me

That love would turn the

trick to end despair

But now I just can't fool this

head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all

my castles in the air

 

I've telegraphed and phoned,

and sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye,

and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once, and then

it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

 

I've telegraphed and phoned, and

sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye,

and there was even postage due

 

I fell in love just once, and

then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

Everything happens to me