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salem ilese

When I thought I was having an asthma attack

and I called 911

And the medic said,

"the problem's in your head, it's not your lungs"

That wasn't fun

But now it's funny

 

When I learned my college boyfriend

had been kissing other girls

Both girls were named Sophie,

extroverts with perfect curls

It shook my world

But now it's funny

 

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

 

That wedding in New York, when I ignored a UTI

I got back to LA, my fever up to 105º

I almost died

But now it's funny

 

That month in '22

when I refused to leavе the house

My OCD convinced mе

I'd be safer breaking down

Than going out

Isn't that so funny?

 

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

 

When your heart is being broken

but you thought you'd get engaged

And you realize your most obvious tattoo

was a mistake

And you're too upset to cry

or walk your dog or wash your face

Just think about the story that you'll have

 

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny