Christmas Machine
Uzuhan (우주한)Crazy low prices
For this day only
Get 'em now while supplies last
Hoo hoo
Yeah yeah
Ha ah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh no
Ho Ho Ho
Yeah okay
When the algorithm hits
A list of brand new recommended gifts
A bunch of sxxt I don't need
But I want it ironic
I promised to be modest to my wallet
I'm haunted by constant fear mongering
A subtle kind of pressure underlying
Their marketing
Sparkling under spotlights of niche targeting
Startling all my dark circles keep darkening
Don't you love your mama
She deserves the Prada
Dolce & Gabanna
Luxury designer
Ain't no doubt about it
Out of body experience
When I swipe that card
The mind goes dark
This the height of deception
How'd I fly that far
Will I wake up in time
To go and fight that charge
Swept away by the tide
Didn't fight that hard
Don't forget to add love
With a holiday card
Some say I'm a grinch
Some say I'm a scrooge
Respectfully I respond with a
Fxxk you
So
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be a cog in the Christmas Machine
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be a cog in the Christmas Machine
When the calendar says so
It's time to switch off
Our masks for these halos
Only time when it's fine to be A hole's
In the name of getting children
Their Legos
'Tis the season to be crazy and rude
When we fight over presents
We don't care who we bruise
Human beings turn to brutes
Happy holidays
No Merry Christmas to you
Bada bing bada boom
This the perfect time for the ego to flare
The perfect time to hide behind
The false cheer
The perfect time to act like you don't care
About your life falling apart
Like most of your hair
The pious ones tell me
It's the time for giving
I'll give you all this money on my conditions
Give me credit
Stop being lazy
No drugs
Follow my traditions
And when you die
You die Christian
So
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be a cog in the Christmas Machine
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be a cog in the Christmas Machine
Oh oh oh oh
Ho ho ho ho
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Ho ho ho ho